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EastEnders fans in hysterics as Kim Fox brutally mocks Ian Beale’s ‘chipolata’
EASTENDERS fans were left in hysterics as Kim Fox brutally mocked Ian Beale’s ‘chipolata’.
Kim – who’s been playing cupid in Albert Square to advance her Fox Catcher dating agency – continued on her mission to bring together love birds Peter Beale and Ash Panesar during Tuesday night’s episode.
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Kim asked Ash if Peter Beale was ‘in proportion’[/caption]
Kim cornered Ash and quizzed her about her relationship with Peter, telling her that he might just be anxious about her seeing him naked.
When Ash pointed out that she’d already seen him naked – along with the entire Square – Kim raised her eyebrows.
Lowering her voice she asked: “So, in your opinion would you say he was in proportion?”
She went on: “Cause my sister went out with his old man and she said that he wasn’t really cumberland, more chipolata.”
Kim announced Denise had said Ian Beale ‘wasn’t cumberland, more chipolata’[/caption]
Luckily for Ash, she was saved by Peter as he walked into the cafe and whisked her away for a chat before Kim could elaborate any further.
EastEnders fans were left in hysterics by Kim’s comments about Ian Beale.
Suki walked in on a half-naked Peter and Ash in recent scenes[/caption]
One tweeted: “Kim talking about Ian Beale’s endowment (or lack thereof) made me literally choke on my dinner.”
Another viewer added: “Go Kim – discussing Ian Beale’s manhood as less of a Cumberland and more of a chipolata! #Eastenders.”
A third said: “#EastEnders Kim re: Ian Beale, ‘he wasn’t really Cumberland, more chipolata’.”
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It seems Kim has worked her magic as next week, Ash and Peter will sleep together at her empty house – only weeks after he bedded her mother.
Suki will then burst in and tell Ash she knows she’s been suspended from the hospital after administering pain medication to Peter while hungover.
The schemer will then take matters into her own hands and threatens Ash’s boss.
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