Noel Gallagher would be keen to reunite Oasis – but only for a cool £100m

Noel Gallagher has named his price — he says he will reform Oasis for £100million. But he pointed out the music industry couldn’t afford to pay that much, not even with a whip-round.

Last year, warring brother Liam, 48, claimed Oasis had been offered the staggering sum for a kiss-and-make up tour, but claimed it was still not enough for Noel, who he called a ‘greedy soul’.

But his big brother said: ‘There isn’t £100million in the music business between all of us… if anybody wants to offer me £100million now, I’ll say it now, I’ll do it. I’ll do it for £100million. Ludicrous. What is funny though is that I think Liam actually believes it.’

The 53-year-old, now with High Flying Birds, hasn’t hung out with his sibling since they fell out in 2009, and he tells the Jonathan Ross chat show tomorrow that he doesn’t ‘particularly’ miss him.

He said of their heyday: ‘It was all wrapped up in youth and camaraderie. Once that has gone you cannot put that genie back in the bottle. It would just be for showbiz and for a mere paltry £100million.’

Even their mum Peggy has given up hope of her boys calling a truce. ‘Everybody’s moved on,’ Noel said. ‘I talk to my mum every other day and she’s never mentioned it to me once.’

He did have some rare praise for Liam while discussing the upcoming Oasis documentary about their legendary Knebworth gigs in 1996. ‘It’s quite emotional watching it,’ he said.

‘That amount of people, no phones, nothing, the fans in the moment with the band. I can see what all the fuss was about now. You’re so close to it [at the time], I [couldn’t] perceive it like other people. But Liam was at his absolute peak.’

Noel is sad for the TikTok generation. ‘Kids have nothing of their own to buy into and they’re projecting all that on to a couple of 50-year-old fellas. Where’s the new Oasis?’ he asked.

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