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My penis is so small that even a nurse laughed at it

DEAR DEIDRE: I AM 25 and embarrassed by my small penis. Even a nurse laughed at it recently.

It has always been small. As a teenager, my parents convinced me I was just a late bloomer.

I have seen the disappointment in my ex-girlfriends’ faces when they realise that’s all I have

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But it still only measures two inches.

Luckily it is almost seven inches when I’m aroused. However, I rarely get hard.

Last month during a full health check for work I took off my boxer shorts and am sure I heard the nurse snigger.

I have seen the disappointment in my ex-girlfriends’ faces when they realise that’s all I have.

Is there anything I can do?


DEIDRE SAYS: Your nurse was probably laughing at something unconnected, but not explaining herself was unprofessional and bound to make you anxious.

Remember that when you’re nervous or cold, your penis shrinks upwards and presses itself close against the body.

And the norm is actually two inches, and just over five when erect.

If you are struggling to get an erection, speak to your doctor. They will be able to check there is no underlying reason.

My pack Solving Erection Problems might help too.

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