Say goodbye to hilarious GTA: San Andreas memes with a new patch set to fix the Trilogy

GTA THE Trilogy — The Definitive Edition has been patched to remove the unintentionally hilarious ‘features’ of the remaster.

Rockstar has released a lengthy list of patch notes for the GTA Trilogy update 1.03 that’s live on PS5, PS4, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and PC.

The GTA Trilogy remaster looked terrible at launch and was riddled with weird things like this

It sets out to fix a number of issues that made the trio of titles a disaster at launch.

We rounded up the community’s reactions to the janky character models, the infamous rain, and everything wrong with the disastrous GTA Trilogy remaster here.

As entertaining as all of these issues were, ultimately no one wants a broken or terrible-looking game.

In addition to addressing a ton of these issues, Rockstar also brought back the fog to GTA: San Andreas — huzzah!

The ground haze, as it’s called in the patch notes and options menu, makes the island look a lot bigger than it.

Players were up in arms when it was removed in the remaster, ruining the atmosphere of the game and exposing just how small the island is.

It’s still off by default, so if you want to relive the classic game as it was when it first release, make sure you turn it on.

You won’t see a giant close-up of CJ’s face anymore when you switch to the rear camera on vehicles, which we’ll miss. Here’s the full list of patch notes for the three titles.

GTA: San Andreas – The Definitive Edition patch notes

Introduced cloud cover at high altitudeAdded alternate walking and running animations when CJ is at Max Fat or Max MuscleFixed several issues with grass textures that did not display properlyFixed a white outline in Cesar’s hairline during the cutscene to the mission King in ExileFixed an issue with CJ’s body in the cutscene to the mission The Meat BusinessFixed an issue with CJ’s body during the opening cutscene to the mission Supply LinesFixed an issue with Cesar’s fingers during the end scene of the mission Cesar VialpandoFixed an issue with Cesar’s fingers during the end scene of the mission Wu Zi MuFixed a save game issue at the end of the mission Blood BowlFixed a crash that occurred during the mission Dam and BlastFixed a texture corruption issue that occurred after prolonged gameplayFixed an issue where CJ and Big Smoke would get stuck near the end of the mission Just BusinessFixed a crash that occurred when drowning near the Ocean Beach end of South BridgeFixed an issue where CJ’s face would obscure the camera when looking behind him while riding a quad bikeFixed an issue where CJ’s face would obscure the camera when looking behind him while piloting the Hydra in first person view  Fixed a crash experienced when retrying a checkpoint during the mission Ice Cold KillaFixed a spelling error on a Mexican food advertisementFixed a spelling error on a guitar store shop frontFixed an issue where players were able to purchase cornrows at the barbershop without sufficient fundsFixed a missing bridge in the Shady Creeks section of the mapFixed a bug where the burger on the Burger Shot sign was not spinningFixed a spelling error on the FleischBerg factory signFixed multiple issues in cutscenes where CJ’s arms clip through his body while at Max FatFixed a lighting issue in the Rockshore West SafehouseFixed an issue where the Wasted or Busted screen could be seen when loading an autosave fileFixed graphical corruption on CJ’s head and body during the motel sequence of the mission Reuniting the FamiliesFixed an issue where window panes are translucent at the Dillmore gas station during the mission Tanker CommanderFixed an issue where tattoos would project out of CJ’s lower arm when he has a muscular body typeFixed an issue where rain drops did not appear on the water surfaceFixed an issue where various map icons, such as mission blips, would pop in and out of the radar while panning and rotating the cameraFixed an issue where NPC’s who wear numbered jerseys no longer had a random number overlapping the number 7  Fixed an issue where the rain was not displayed corrected when flying during rainy or stormy weather conditionsFixed an issue with the audio not playing properly when using the changing room at any of CJ’s propertiesFixed an issue where CJ’s forklift would not act as intended during the mission Robbing Uncle SamFixed an issue with the shape of the Donut and Nut props at the Tuff Nuts donut shopFixed a spelling error with the storefront Sayonara  Fixed an issue where the Dodo plane had an inverted nose coneFixed an issue where boat propellers did not spin properlyFixed an issue where the minigun barrel did not spin when firedFixed an issue where the incorrect police station sign did not appear in Las VenturasFixed an issue where the wrong prices were appearing on the Burger Shot’s outside menuFixed an issue where CJ appeared too dark when in the 69 Cent storeFixed an issue where haircuts would be swapped out with the Caesar haircut anytime CJ wore a hatFixed an issue where the radar would disappear after getting caught in the mission Home InvasionFixed an issue where police cars could clip through the groundFixed an issue where the UFO prop did not rotate at the Lil’ Probe Inn

GTA: Vice City – The Definitive Edition patch notes

Ad banners added to the sides of the Rumpo, Coach, Benson, and Boxville vehiclesFixed an issue where the cutscene at the end of the mission Shakedown would hang as it transitioned back to gameplayFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside during the cutscene to the mission Publicity Tour  Fixed an issue where rain could be seen inside during the cutscene to the mission Alloy Wheels of SteelFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside the limo during the cutscene to the mission Two Bit HitFixed an issue with Tommy’s hands when wearing the Havana Outfit in the mission Shakedown  Fixed an issue in the mission Cop Land where the mission would fail when the café would blow upFixed an issue where the Diaz mansion had missing textures during the outro to the mission Rub OutFixed a crash at the end of the mission Checkpoint CharlieFixed a crash encountered during the Bloodring Arena EventFixed an issue where texture corruption could be seen on the roads during extended play sessionsFixed a 10 second pause when listening to the radio station V-RockFixed a 15 second pause when listening to the radio station Wildstyle RadioFixed an issue during the cutscene for Supply and Demand where ambient characters were present during the cutsceneFixed a hole in the game world near Café RobinaFixed a spelling error on the Welcome to Vice City billboard near the airportFixed an error with the Shaft Hot Dog stand logoFixed several texture issues that appeared on island wallsFixed an issue where crates could not be destroyed during the mission Gun Runner, preventing game progressionFixed an issue where the flamethrower was damaging items behind TommyFixed a hole in the game world when standing on Tommy’s wardrobe in the Ocean View HotelFixed an issue where the ramped Packer vehicle textures would corrupt while Tommy is standing in close proximityFixed an issue where corrupt textures would appear on the road if failing the mission Hog TiedFixed an issue where corrupt textures would appear on the road if failing the mission Boomshine SaigonFixed an issue where glass particles would appear oversized when shattering the windows of the Gash StoreFixed several texture corruption issues that appeared on the Enforcer police vanFixed an issue where the barrel of the minigun did not spin when firedFixed an issue where the main rotor speed of helicopters did not match the rear rotor speedFixed an issue on the mini map where the swimming pool shaped like the Rockstar Games logo was incorrectly reflected on the mini map for Starfish IslandFixed a texture corruption issue on traffic lights and foliage when raining on the mainlandFixed an issue where the sign was not properly animating on Hyman Memorial StadiumFixed a spelling error on the Mavis Bookstore windowFixed a spelling error when the player is busted during the Paramedic missionsFixed an issue where Tommy appears small while standing in front of buildings in Little HavanaFixed an issue where Lance would be duplicated after restarting the mission CoplandFixed an issue where the open graves behind Funeraria Romero were not visible

GTA 3 – The Definitive Edition

Adjusted the rain during the Give Me Liberty intro cutscene so it matches what is visible during gameplayImproved the resolution of the signs on taxi front doorsFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside the mansion during the cutscene to the mission Cutting the GrassFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside Donald Love’s apartment during the cutscene to the mission LiberatorFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside Luigi’s Club during the cutscene to the mission Don’t Spank Ma Bitch UpFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside Joey’s Garage during the cutscene to the mission Cipriani’s ChauffeurFixed an issue where rain could be seen inside during the cutscene to the mission Bomb Da Base: Act IFixed an issue where the rain appears under water when fallingFixed an issue where grass could be seen inside Joey’s garage during the outro of the mission Drive Misty For MeFixed an issue where a wall texture near the hospital in Portland appeared incorrectly while drivingFixed an issue where pink or black textures would appear on the floor of the Turtle Head Fish Co.Fixed an issue in the audio menu where the Dialog Volume slider did not adjust the sample audio being playedFixed an issue where UI would overlap the timer when doing taxi or vigilante missionsFixed an issue with missing object collision on walls below the Callahan Bridge in ChinatownFixed an issue where the player was able to stretch a two-seater vehicle using the car crusherFixed several camera issues when playing RC missionsFixed an issue where misaligned text would appear after delivering to the Import GarageFixed an issue where the mission title would linger on screen too long at the beginning of any missionFixed an issue with texture display on the Staunton Pay ‘n’ Spray signFixed an issue where the wheels were not connected to the vehicle being worked on by JoeyFixed a spelling error on the Deli and Pizza storefront on Staunton Island

GTA Trilogy general patch notes – PS5, PS4, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PC

Stability improvementsAdded the cinematic camera, which can be toggled by cycling through the camera modes when in gameFixed a number of misspellings on texture art/signageFixed a number of instances where rain would appear indoors during cutscenes

Xbox One – All Titles

Fixed an issue where the game would not respond for several seconds after exiting certain interiorsFixed an issue where the player was unable to unlock achievements that other users on other accounts (linked to the same Social Club account) had previously unlocked

PC – All Titles

Fixed a bug where players were unable to highlight or select Cancel or Confirm using a controller on the Mission Failed! screenFixed a bug where players with special characters in the PC account name were unable to save gameplay progressFixed the in game layout when playing with an ultra-wide screen monitorFixed an issue where options were not being properly highlighted when hovering a mouse over themFixed an issue where clicking sections in the game menus too quickly would prevent those menu options from being displayedFixed an issue where the player was unable to select a UI element with a controller if the mouse cursor is already hovering over itFixed an issue where, when in Fullscreen, changing the Resolution setting would briefly show the old resolution valueFixed an issue where graphics settings were not saving after restarting the game

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