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I’m not pregnant, just fat, & tried the Asos sample sale – the clothes may have been £5 but looked like haunted curtains
A WOMAN was left horrified after buying dresses from Asos that she claimed looked like “haunted curtains.”
Ash showed two dresses and a bikini she picked up in the Asos sample sale and said they were still bad, even after she chose them from the maternity range.
TikTok user Ash said she looked like ‘haunted curtains’ in this dressTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
TikTok/ AshsLifeStoriesShe bought a dress from the maternity section despite not being pregnant[/caption]
First up was a black and pale green halter dress, which she shrugged at in dismay when she tried it on.
Next up was a mustard-coloured dress with batwing-style sleeves.
Despite both dresses being from Asos’ sample sale – where everything is £5 – they were a big disappointment.
Ash despairingly said: “This is meant to be maternity wear.
“Where are we putting the baby?”
Ash clarified in the caption that she’s “fat not pregnant” so was let down by the range.
She added: “I look like a haunted pair of curtains.
“I look like I went into an old, old Victorian house and there was curtains hanging with pelmets.
“I’m the f***king pelmet.
“What the f***, I’ve actually run out of words.
“Where is everything meant to go?”
Last up was a pale multi-coloured bikini that also didn’t go down well.
She added: “It’s giving thong.
“I hate everything, I look like Aladdin on crack.”
On her @ashslifestories account, she wrote in the captions: “honestly i have never been more offended by anything.
“This dress even clung to my gunt! No. Just no asos.
“I would have to be carrying a baby in my armpits for this to qualify as maternity.”
Her video has racked up 16,000 likes, and people were quick to comment.
One wrote: “I’m creasing. I literally adore you, and want you as a bestie.”
Another joked: “A haunted pair of curtains.”
And a third commented: “It’s too funny, and accurate.”
She wasn’t a fan of it from the back eitherTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
This halter dress also didn’t go down wellTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
TikTok/ AshsLifeStoriesAsh showed her horrified reaction[/caption]
Ash also got this bikini but hated it tooTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
Ash said the bikini was too ‘thong-like’ for her tasteTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
A WOMAN was left horrified after buying dresses from Asos that she claimed looked like “haunted curtains.”
Ash showed two dresses and a bikini she picked up in the Asos sample sale and said they were still bad, even after she chose them from the maternity range.
TikTok user Ash said she looked like ‘haunted curtains’ in this dressTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
TikTok/ AshsLifeStoriesShe bought a dress from the maternity section despite not being pregnant[/caption]
First up was a black and pale green halter dress, which she shrugged at in dismay when she tried it on.
Next up was a mustard-coloured dress with batwing-style sleeves.
Despite both dresses being from Asos’ sample sale – where everything is £5 – they were a big disappointment.
Ash despairingly said: “This is meant to be maternity wear.
“Where are we putting the baby?”
Ash clarified in the caption that she’s “fat not pregnant” so was let down by the range.
She added: “I look like a haunted pair of curtains.
“I look like I went into an old, old Victorian house and there was curtains hanging with pelmets.
“I’m the f***king pelmet.
“What the f***, I’ve actually run out of words.
“Where is everything meant to go?”
Last up was a pale multi-coloured bikini that also didn’t go down well.
She added: “It’s giving thong.
“I hate everything, I look like Aladdin on crack.”
On her @ashslifestories account, she wrote in the captions: “honestly i have never been more offended by anything.
“This dress even clung to my gunt! No. Just no asos.
“I would have to be carrying a baby in my armpits for this to qualify as maternity.”
Her video has racked up 16,000 likes, and people were quick to comment.
One wrote: “I’m creasing. I literally adore you, and want you as a bestie.”
Another joked: “A haunted pair of curtains.”
And a third commented: “It’s too funny, and accurate.”
She wasn’t a fan of it from the back eitherTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
This halter dress also didn’t go down wellTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
TikTok/ AshsLifeStoriesAsh showed her horrified reaction[/caption]
Ash also got this bikini but hated it tooTikTok/ AshsLifeStories
Ash said the bikini was too ‘thong-like’ for her tasteTikTok/ AshsLifeStoriesFashion – latest style news and Fabulous trends | The Sun
