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Don’t worry A-Level students – Jeremy Clarkson again proves you can get a U and still be an annual irritant-Kitty Chrisp-Entertainment – Metro
Here he is again…
Jeremy Clarkson is back for Jeremy Clarkson Day (Picture: Evan Agostini/Invision/AP, File
It’s that time of year again.
No, not when every A-Level student in the country shakily opens a piece of paper to find misery or glory which will alter the path of their working lives forever. It’s not about you! It’s Jeremy Clarkson Day.
Some call it a public service, while others see it as annoying. Whatever your view on the controversial figure, every single year on A-Level results day the 63-year-old pipes up with an inspirational message for all the trembling teens in the land.
Perhaps one day the history books will document Jeremy’s insights into a poetic compilation of inspirational quotes.
Or maybe, no one cares what Jeremy has to say, because he is filthy rich and very unrelatable, actually. Even if he is a farmer.
And yet every year, without fail, like a dutiful fisherman to a river, the Clarkson’s Farm star wades in on Twitter with a tale of his wealth, and how he’s made it – despite it all.
Students up and down the country are finding out how they did in their A-Levels, waiting with bated breath, scrambling for UCAS confirmation, and generally are pretty stressed (Picture: PA)
Meanwhile Jeremy Clarkson is enjoying his annual gloat, which has turned into somewhat of a tradition (Picture: Anthony Stanley ATPImages/Getty Images)
Last year, Jeremy was holidaying on a boat, despite his U’s! The year before, he bragged about his Bentley. Before that, it was all about his Cotswolds mansion and Diddly Squat farm. In 2019 it was his grand French chateau he pointed out as a metaphor for his success.
This year, Jeremy kicked off the morning with: ‘It’s not the end of the world if your A level results aren’t what you’d hoped for. I got a C and 2 Us and here I am today with my own brewery.’
Good for you, Jeremy, who also added to a fan who pointed out his brewery sells exploding ale: ‘The beer, mercifully, is fine. I’m having some now, with my breakfast in the south of France.’
Look kids, if you get a U you will be able to drink your own beer in the south of France. Fancy that!
It’s inspirational as a stretch… (Picture: Twitter)
Don’t worry, because Jeremy from the TV got kicked out of his £10,000 (plus) per term school for ‘drinking, smoking and generally making a nuisance of himself,’ and he got two Us, and he’s done so, so well.
Just look at his Meghan Markle column in The Sun. What a role model.
An inspiration, truly. We are sure if a state school child had the same tendencies, they would be in the south of France, too, having bought a farm on a whim.
Specsavers leapt on the annual post at a pithy marketing op, and commented: ‘Didn’t see this coming.’ Har, har.
One fan wrote: ‘You tweet this every year Still a public service though.’
But not everyone was impressed with Jeremy’s annual humble (or not so humble) brag, as one person said it like it is: ‘You were lucky to have rich parents.’
Another asked: ‘How do I get that type of start up money?’ Indeed.
Because like one of his banged-up motors, Jeremy got a bit of a jump start in life. But his annual messages won’t tell you that…
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