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Alison Hammond brought some chaos to Clarkson’s Farm (Picture: ITV)
Alison Hammond’s visit to Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm descended into chaos in the best way possible, and we’d expect nothing less.
The This Morning presenter, 48, ran screaming from cows, took a little tumble, and even downed a shot of whisky at the former Top Gear presenter’s Oxfordshire farm.
Clarkson, 63, his partner Lisa Hogan, and the star of the show Kaleb Cooper are returning for a third instalment of the Amazon Prime series, which first aired in 2021.
While there’s some bad news in store for Clarkson and Kaleb, such as inflation driving prices of supplies sky high, dreams for his beloved restaurant dashed and even his farm shop facing closure, Alison left the farm in high spirits.
But as expected, the Big Brother star certainly brought chaos with her – running screaming from cows and landing on her back after rolling down grain after a fall.
She does however learn about some of the dangers of farming, or rather, the dangers of Clarkson’s farming, according to Kaleb.
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‘Wannabe’ farmer Jeremy Clarkson is back for a third season (Picture: ITV)
Alison wasn’t quite ready for what farming entails (Picture: ITV)
‘Everyday I think I’m going to lose an arm,’ Clarkson tells her at one point, before Kaleb jumps out of his car to shout at him: ‘What the f**k do you think you’re doing?’
The pair, as regular viewers of the series will expect, descend into bickering over the harvest.
‘Wannabe’ farmer Clarkson admits the job is ‘really hard work’, as the teaser for the new series shows him failing to operate some machinery.
‘I have to think of 50 things everyday that I have to get Kaleb to do.’
Getting down and dirty with ‘actual’ farmer Kaleb, Alison then helps feed the cows.
But it doesn’t quite go to plan, of course.
She runs screaming from the cows (Picture: ITV)
‘Babes, why is this one following me?!’ (Picture: ITV)
‘Are they going to hurt me?’ she asks first, and while she’s told all they’ll do is ‘lick’ her, she’s still not too keen.
Running away screaming as the cows moo at her, Alison shouts: ‘Babes, why is this one following me?!’
Later in the day, Alison, charmingly calling Kaleb ‘the brains behind the operation’, is warned about Jeremy’s ‘danger’ on the farm.
‘The problem I’m having with him now is that he’s got little knowledge,’ Kaleb tells her.
‘And that’s very, very dangerous.’
Later in the day, Alison ‘puts her foot in it’, literally.
Alison quite literally put her foot in it (Picture: ITV)
‘I didn’t think I’d go that deep!’ (Picture: ITV)
Oh, Alison (Picture: ITV)
Taking Kaleb up on his offer to jump directly into a large mound of grain, Alison falls down face first, but manages to roll off laughing.
‘Am I not going to sink in?’ she asks, before doing exactly that.
‘You will, but it’s not that bad,’ he replies – though by the looks of things, that’s not what Alison experienced.
The star’s tumble lands her knee deep in the grain, as she laughs off: ‘I didn’t think I’d go that deep!’
Eventually, in the most Alison way possible, she rolls off the grain onto her back and finally makes it to the ground.
Uh oh! (Picture: ITV)
She eventually makes it safely off the grain (Picture: ITV)
While Alison faces her fair share of challenges during one visit to the farm, viewers have been warned of what’s to come in the upcoming series.
After much speculation over its return following Clarkson’s vile comments in a column about Meghan Markle, a release date for season three has now been confirmed as May 3.
From crops failing in the severe hot weather, inflation, closures and his dreams crushed, there’s a lot of bad news in store for Clarkson.
He is faced with having to come up with urgent ways of making ends meet, with the new season showing him hatching up a plan to turn a profit from hundreds of acres of unfarmed land – thick woodland and hedgerows that make up half of Diddly Squat.
Clarkson’s Farm season three launches on Prime Video on May 3.
This Morning airs weekdays from 10am on ITV1.
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